phoenixpen:

The Bubblegum popsicle is one of the most horrifying things I’ve ever seen.

soselfimportant:

my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice”

it is like 400 dollars

where did he get it

what is

what

what

what

what

w h a t

phetdreams:

You had one job.

jankyass:

4 minutes of white people problems set to a xylophone

mister-comedy:

My favorite color

retrded:

OMG IM CRYING my 11 year old brother was getting in trouble and I heard my dad say “you know what it is” and my brother said “black and yellow’ I’m laughing so hard

iboughtafuckinggateau:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

clavid:

rebagel:

ivyevie:

odair:

OH MY GOD

thefuck 

asians are really afraid of (little) girls in white night gowns 

its like, totally a thing there

ive been

really or did you just watch any japanese horror film ever